Stranger freak : Hello. Siapa ni?

Biela : Yeah hello. Siapa ni?

Stranger freak : Siapa ni?

Biela : No, awak tu siapa? nak cakap dengan siapa?* nada polite

Stranger freak : *hahahahahaha i nak cakap dengan Aza something2

Biela : Sorry you got the wrong number. Bye!

Stranger freak : Tunggu kejap! Siapa ni?

Biela : Tak pe lah tak perlu tahu. okay bye!

*You've got 2 Missed calls.

5 Minutes later

Stranger freak : Hey, awak ni siapa? kenapa bukan aza something2 yang angkat phone ni.

Biela : Well, that's because this is my number and this is my phone. So memang ternyata awak dah salah nombor. Pergi make sure you got the right number okay. Good luck bye!

48 Seconds later

Stranger freak : Awak ni siapa?

Biela : Like seriously, is that the only word yang awak tau? siapa ni? awak siapa?

Stranger freak : Saya nak berkenalan dgn awak.

Biela : *Awkward pause. Busy. Don't call me I'm not interested.

* I was getting really pissed with his text messages and missed calls.

5 Minutes later

Stranger freak : Awwwaakkk..*geli nak mati

Biela : Umur berapa ni?

Stranger freak : Umur awak berapa?

Biela : Serious nak tau ni. okay, Adik, Akak ni dah 36 tahun. I'm married. Anak dah 4. I'm working. Apa nak? Akak ni kan kerja dekat jabatan pelajaran tau dik anytime akak boleh access to your number and take action dengan apa yang adik buat ni. So daripada adik buat kerja bodoh ni baikla adik siap2 pergi sekolah okay.

Stranger freak : pause -----------

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Hahahahhahaha! Oh my. He's so stupid. Who would have believe that? The second call I acted so bitchy and the third call I'm married and working and beranak 4. COME ON! I should do this more often! :D

Haaaaaaaa peace at last :)